I had to walk home from Linda's house today at 8.30pm because my parents and brothers were at work, and I needed to get home to study and sleep early. I've never done it before so I didn't know what Linda's neighbourhood was like. At first I thought it was nice because it was peaceful. It was also twilight and the wind was light and cool.
But then I started to notice cicada noises left, right and centre. It started to sound pretty gross to me. After a few minutes it started to get darker and it was harder for me to see the streets without my glasses. And then.. this is slightly embarrassing but.. I had a small "encounter" with a bunch of ratty 10-year-old little shits.
And then I almost walked into a spider floating on a web in mid-air in front of me. And I almost walked into some flying-wasp thing.. twice because there were two of them in my path. EUGHHH bugs were EVERYWHERE.
THE BOTTOM LINE is that I had a shit walk.. and those 10-year-olds.. eugh. If I had the balls to, I would have drop kicked him off his bike and flogged him with the spoke of the wheel.
ASDKLJFHSDJHK fucking hell. Never walking along that street again. I wish I had my own personal hovercraft.. that could shoot laser beams at those pre-pubescent assholes.
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